{"product_id":"woodmansterne-weekly-weigh-in-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne Weekly Weigh-in Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"185\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"50\"\u003eWoodmansterne Weekly Weigh-In Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a sharp, relatable piece of humour that perfectly captures the creative lengths we sometimes go to when facing the bathroom scales.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"187\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"530\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"204\" data-end=\"261\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"261\"\u003eWitty illustrated cartoon with dry, self-aware humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"304\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"304\"\u003eCaption reads: \u003cem data-start=\"279\" data-end=\"302\"\u003e“The weekly weigh-in”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"407\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"407\"\u003eFeatures a woman lying flat and using her foot to reach the scales – a brilliantly absurd solution\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"445\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"410\" data-end=\"445\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"492\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eHigh-quality card stock from Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"530\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"530\"\u003eSigned artwork by the illustrator\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"555\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"556\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eThis card is a wonderfully honest take on modern life and body-weight anxiety, delivered with gentle humour rather than cruelty. The minimalist illustration and warm pink background keep the tone light and playful, while the visual gag does all the work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003eIt’s ideal for friends, partners, or family members who enjoy a knowing laugh and appreciate humour that feels human and familiar. Because the inside is blank, it works just as well for birthdays as it does for general occasions or “thinking of you” moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1091\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1093\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1118\" data-end=\"1159\"\u003eProduct type: Funny blank greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003eDesign style: Illustrated cartoon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1223\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1223\"\u003eMessage inside: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1297\"\u003eSuitable for: Birthdays, friendship cards, light-hearted humour gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eWhy Choose This Card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1589\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIf you’re looking for a card that’s funny without being loud or crass, the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003eWeekly Weigh-In Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a great choice. It’s relatable, clever, and guaranteed to raise a smile from anyone who’s ever approached the scales with a bit of creative optimism.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57270607413632,"sku":"30225098","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/5015877634123.jpg?v=1768919367","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-weekly-weigh-in-funny-blank-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}