{"product_id":"woodmansterne-toy-thief-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne Toy Thief Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"302\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"44\"\u003eWoodmansterne Toy Thief Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a humorous comic-style greeting card featuring a clever dog joke that pet owners and animal lovers will instantly relate to. With its minimalist artwork and dry observational humour, this blank card is ideal for birthdays, thank-yous, or everyday laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1iz91iu\" data-start=\"304\" data-end=\"320\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"641\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c99v9w\" data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eFunny blank greeting card with dog-themed comic illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"34sbjh\" data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"441\"\u003eClever observational humour about missing pet toys\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yitsdt\" data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"488\"\u003eContemporary four-panel comic strip design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h5vcll\" data-start=\"489\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eMinimalist artwork with clean modern styling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"765knr\" data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"590\"\u003ePremium quality greeting card from Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2p9uru\" data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eBlank inside for your own personalised message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1k8uwy3\" data-start=\"643\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"716\"\u003eWoodmansterne Toy Thief Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e features a witty comic-strip illustration centred around one of life’s great mysteries for dog owners — where all the missing toys and treats disappear to. The humorous four-panel design follows a dog explaining the discovery of a “black hole” hidden beneath the sofa that swallows toys, balls, and treats forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003eIts understated artwork and dry humour make it especially appealing to dog lovers, pet owners, and anyone who enjoys smart everyday comedy. The minimalist illustration style keeps the focus on the joke while giving the card a modern, contemporary feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1496\"\u003eProduced by Woodmansterne, known for high-quality humour and contemporary greeting cards, this design is printed on premium cardstock and left blank inside so you can personalise your message for any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1yl5694\" data-start=\"1498\" data-end=\"1516\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1831\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"v1kpj7\" data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hlwlum\" data-start=\"1543\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eProduct Type: Blank Greeting Card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yy4xsn\" data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003eDesign: Humorous dog-themed comic strip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fdj1ms\" data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1663\"\u003eTheme: Missing toys and pet humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qgtcqc\" data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1707\"\u003eColour Scheme: Neutral minimalist tones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rg20qb\" data-start=\"1708\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003eInside: Blank for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"i1lx46\" data-start=\"1747\" data-end=\"1831\"\u003eOccasion: Suitable for birthdays, celebrations, thank-yous, or general greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1y26nzi\" data-start=\"1833\" data-end=\"1854\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Usage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1998\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1n279bs\" data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1912\"\u003eStore flat to maintain the card’s quality and finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"51poer\" data-start=\"1913\" data-end=\"1952\"\u003eIdeal for dog owners and pet lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hbyxm1\" data-start=\"1953\" data-end=\"1998\"\u003eSuitable for posting or gifting in person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"sdyiri\" data-start=\"2000\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003eA Clever Card for Dog Lovers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2034\" data-end=\"2243\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThe Woodmansterne Toy Thief Funny Blank Card combines relatable pet humour with clean comic-strip illustration, making it a fun and thoughtful greeting card for anyone who appreciates dogs and everyday comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58072361501056,"sku":"30240441","price":2.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-Toy-Thief-Funny-Blank-Card.jpg?v=1778573539","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-toy-thief-funny-blank-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}