{"product_id":"woodmansterne-the-older-we-get-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne The Older We Get Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"187\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"51\"\u003eWoodmansterne The Older We Get Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e offers a perfectly observed slice of ageing-with-humour, delivered in a warm, gently self-deprecating style that’s instantly relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"205\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"532\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"245\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"208\" data-end=\"245\"\u003eWitty two-panel illustrated cartoon\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"334\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"248\" data-end=\"334\"\u003eCaption reads:\u003cbr data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"265\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"332\"\u003e“Have you noticed? The older we get. The earlier it gets late.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"391\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"391\"\u003eClassic Woodmansterne humour with expressive artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"429\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"429\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"457\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"457\"\u003eHigh-quality card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"532\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"532\"\u003eSigned illustration style from Woodmansterne’s much-loved humour range\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eThis charming card captures one of life’s universal truths: as the years roll on, staying up late somehow happens earlier and earlier. The two-panel illustration shows the gradual slide from upright relaxation to full evening collapse, wine glass still in hand, with a knowing nod to changing energy levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"867\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003eThe artwork is rich in colour and character, combining cosy interiors with expressive figures that feel familiar rather than exaggerated. The humour is gentle and affectionate, making it ideal for friends, partners, or family members who appreciate a laugh at life’s little realities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1298\"\u003eWith a blank interior, the card is wonderfully versatile—perfect for birthdays, retirement cards, or simply as a thoughtful, humorous pick-me-up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1344\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003eProduct type: Funny blank greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003eDesign style: Illustrated cartoon (two-panel)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1438\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003eMessage inside: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1464\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1466\" data-end=\"1543\"\u003eSuitable for: Birthdays, ageing humour, friends, family, everyday occasions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eWhy Choose This Card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1835\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIf you’re looking for a card that’s funny without being loud, clever without being sharp, and deeply relatable, \u003cstrong data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1720\"\u003eThe Older We Get Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is an excellent choice. It’s the kind of humour that gets an immediate smile—and often a knowing nod in agreement.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57270607249792,"sku":"30225093","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/5015877634147.jpg?v=1768920024","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-the-older-we-get-funny-blank-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}