{"product_id":"woodmansterne-the-last-straw-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne The Last Straw Blank Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWoodmansterne The Last Straw Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a funny greeting card about the everyday aches that seem to arrive with age. Its bold, text-led design leaves you free to add your own message for a birthday or another occasion.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelatable joke about back and neck aches is sure to raise a smile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBright orange background and blue lettering make the message stand out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for a personal note.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for birthdays, a light-hearted hello or a just-because message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis Woodmansterne funny blank card lists the mishaps of putting your back out while sleeping and pulling your neck while sneezing, then ends with a cheeky punchline about being one strong fart away from total paralysis. The simple design lets the humour take centre stage. With no occasion specified on the front, it is a useful card to keep on hand for someone who appreciates a joke about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blue text on an orange background\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Humorous joke about everyday aches and pains\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suitable for a range of occasions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eCare and Usage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eKeep the card clean and dry until you are ready to write your message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eSend a Smile\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoose this Woodmansterne blank card for someone who will recognise the joke all too well.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59970275246464,"sku":"30240173","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/WoodmansterneTheLastStrawBlankCard.jpg?v=1790349495","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-the-last-straw-blank-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}