{"product_id":"woodmansterne-special-delivery-blank-funny-card","title":"Woodmansterne Special Delivery Blank Funny Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"359\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"174\" data-end=\"225\"\u003eWoodmansterne Special Delivery Blank Funny Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a clever and contemporary humour card that playfully reworks a classic fairy tale with a very modern, very British delivery twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"376\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"455\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"380\" data-end=\"455\"\u003eFeatures a humorous illustrated scene inspired by \u003cem data-start=\"430\" data-end=\"453\"\u003eThe Three Little Pigs\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"525\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"525\"\u003eModern twist on a familiar story with a relatable delivery mishap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"591\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"591\"\u003eSharp, understated British humour with a fairy-tale reference\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"645\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"594\" data-end=\"645\"\u003eIdeal for birthdays or general humorous occasions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"689\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"648\" data-end=\"689\"\u003eBlank inside for a personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"690\" data-end=\"749\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"749\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock for a premium finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eDesigned by Woodmansterne, specialists in smart, contemporary humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"824\" data-end=\"846\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003eThis Special Delivery Blank Funny Card from Woodmansterne takes a beloved childhood rhyme and gives it an amusingly up-to-date ending. The familiar threat to “huff and puff” is undercut by the resigned reality of modern parcel delivery, creating a joke that will resonate with anyone who has ever found their package mysteriously relocated. The charming illustrated cottage scene contrasts beautifully with the dry punchline, making this card both visually appealing and genuinely funny. With a blank interior, it’s perfect for birthdays, everyday humour or sending a knowing laugh through the post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1466\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1468\" data-end=\"1787\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1468\" data-end=\"1496\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1496\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1470\" data-end=\"1480\"\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1497\" data-end=\"1541\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1541\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthday or general humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1544\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1544\" data-end=\"1565\"\u003eMessage on front:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Little pig, little pig, let me come in – or I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll leave your package in the bin…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1721\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1738\"\u003eCard type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1787\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1787\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1787\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1789\" data-end=\"1810\"\u003eCare or Usage Tips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"1866\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1814\" data-end=\"1866\"\u003eWrite with a pen suitable for smooth card surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1867\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1869\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003eStore flat and away from direct sunlight to preserve colour quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1940\" data-end=\"1964\"\u003eWhy Choose This Card?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"2160\"\u003eA witty, modern humour card that blends nostalgic storytelling with everyday experience, making it a perfect choice for recipients who appreciate clever wordplay and contemporary British humour.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57341891477888,"sku":"30189161","price":2.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-Special-Delivery-Blank-Funny-Card.jpg?v=1770043883","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-special-delivery-blank-funny-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}