{"product_id":"woodmansterne-river-crossing-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne River Crossing Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWoodmansterne River Crossing Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a witty and imaginative greetings card that combines animal behaviour with a clever twist on alphabetical order. Featuring a humorous cartoon scene of wildebeest preparing to cross a crocodile-filled river, this blank card is perfect for anyone who enjoys intelligent humour, visual jokes, and quirky cartoons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous blank greetings card from Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClever wildlife-themed cartoon illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a witty alphabetical-order joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for birthdays and everyday occasions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for a personalised message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWoodmansterne River Crossing Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a smart and unexpected joke through a charming cartoon scene. A herd of wildebeest stands at the edge of a crocodile-infested river, discussing the rules of crossing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne wildebeest firmly declares:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"We always cross in alphabetical order! If you don't like the rules, take it up with your parents Aaron!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe humour lies in the unfortunate position of poor Aaron, who finds himself first in line thanks to his name rather than his choice. Combining dry wit with animal-themed comedy, this card is sure to appeal to recipients who enjoy clever jokes and a touch of dark humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a blank interior, it can be adapted for birthdays, celebrations, thank-you notes, or simply to send a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Humour, animals, cartoons, wordplay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Any occasion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Greeting card and envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of witty cartoons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWildlife and animal lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who enjoy clever wordplay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthday greetings\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriendship and everyday messages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRecipients with a dry sense of humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWoodmansterne River Crossing Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e takes a simple situation and turns it into an unexpectedly funny joke. Its combination of animal characters, sharp humour, and versatile blank interior makes it a great choice for bringing a smile to friends, family, or colleagues on any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58297961939328,"sku":"30240187","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-River-Crossing-Funny-Blank-Card.jpg?v=1781879199","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-river-crossing-funny-blank-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}