{"product_id":"woodmansterne-pat-the-dog-blank-funny-card","title":"Woodmansterne Pat the Dog Blank Funny Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"337\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"124\" data-end=\"170\"\u003eWoodmansterne Pat the Dog Blank Funny Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a charming and gently humorous card that captures everyday parenting moments with dry British wit, perfect for anyone who enjoys understated, observational comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"354\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"356\" data-end=\"436\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"436\"\u003eFeatures a simple illustrated scene with a humorous child’s misunderstanding\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"494\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"494\"\u003ePlayful, deadpan dialogue with classic British humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"557\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"497\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eRelatable parenting moment that will raise a knowing smile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"611\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"611\"\u003eIdeal for birthdays or general humorous occasions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"612\" data-end=\"655\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"614\" data-end=\"655\"\u003eBlank inside for a personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"715\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"658\" data-end=\"715\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock for a premium finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eDesigned by Woodmansterne, specialists in smart, contemporary humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"812\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003eThis Pat the Dog Blank Funny Card from Woodmansterne celebrates the innocent honesty of young children with a perfectly timed punchline. The straightforward instruction to “pat the dog” is immediately undermined by the child’s matter-of-fact correction, turning a simple scene into a quietly funny moment many parents and grandparents will recognise. The clean illustration style and minimal text keep the focus on the joke, while the blank interior makes it versatile for birthdays, everyday laughs or just-because messages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1388\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1388\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1362\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1389\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1391\" data-end=\"1404\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthday or general humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1436\" data-end=\"1497\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1436\" data-end=\"1457\"\u003eMessage on front:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Pat the dog” \/ “Actually it’s Steve”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1498\" data-end=\"1540\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1540\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1511\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1543\" data-end=\"1582\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1543\" data-end=\"1557\"\u003eCard type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1585\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1608\" data-end=\"1629\"\u003eCare or Usage Tips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1757\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1685\"\u003eWrite with a pen suitable for smooth card surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1686\" data-end=\"1757\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1688\" data-end=\"1757\"\u003eStore flat and away from direct sunlight to preserve colour quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1759\" data-end=\"1783\"\u003eWhy Choose This Card?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1785\" data-end=\"1987\"\u003eA sweet, dryly funny card that captures a small but perfectly observed moment, making it an excellent choice for recipients who appreciate subtle humour, modern illustration and everyday British comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57341891608960,"sku":"30194119","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-Pat-the-Dog-Blank-Funny-Card.jpg?v=1770043852","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-pat-the-dog-blank-funny-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}