{"product_id":"woodmansterne-old-dears-seated-nude-blank-funny-card","title":"Woodmansterne Old Dears Seated Nude Blank Funny Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:130ce8f4-b054-44e9-b2f5-b8275c290af3-42\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-86\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"c22b4779-361d-429e-8529-4f234e13dd2e\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"115\" data-end=\"346\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"119\" data-end=\"175\"\u003eWoodmansterne Old Dears Seated Nude Blank Funny Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a sharp and relatable humour card that playfully pairs classic fine art with everyday British observation, ideal for anyone who enjoys dry wit and clever visual jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"348\" data-end=\"363\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"445\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"445\"\u003eFeatures a humorous gallery scene inspired by a classic seated nude painting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"446\" data-end=\"523\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"523\"\u003eRelatable, understated dialogue with a distinctly British sense of humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"584\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"526\" data-end=\"584\"\u003eIdeal for birthdays or light-hearted, humorous occasions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"585\" data-end=\"628\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eBlank inside for a personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"688\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"688\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock for a premium finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"689\" data-end=\"761\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"761\"\u003eDesigned by Woodmansterne, specialists in smart, contemporary humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"785\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003eThis Old Dears Seated Nude Blank Funny Card from Woodmansterne takes a traditional art gallery setting and injects it with an instantly recognisable everyday moment. The witty caption about forgetting something while heading out captures a universally relatable experience, made even funnier by its contrast with the formal classical artwork. The bright background and framed painting give the card strong visual impact, while the blank interior makes it suitable for birthdays, celebrations or simply raising a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1575\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003cbr data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1349\"\u003eOccasion: Birthday or general humour\u003cbr data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1388\"\u003eMessage on front: “We’ve all been there. Hat on, coat in hand… ‘Now what have I forgotten?’”\u003cbr data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1483\"\u003eInside: Blank for your own message\u003cbr data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003eCard type: Standard greeting card\u003cbr data-start=\"1553\" data-end=\"1556\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1577\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003eCare or Usage Tips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1726\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1654\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1602\" data-end=\"1654\"\u003eWrite with a pen suitable for smooth card surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1655\" data-end=\"1726\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1726\"\u003eStore flat and away from direct sunlight to preserve colour quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003eWhy Choose This Card?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1754\" data-end=\"1942\"\u003eA clever and charming humour card that blends art appreciation with everyday life, making it a great choice for anyone who enjoys intelligent, observational comedy and contemporary design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1944\" data-end=\"1947\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"2090\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIf you want, I can roll this exact format across all the Woodmansterne listings you’ve shared so they’re completely uniform and retail-ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57341892067712,"sku":"30194129","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-Old-Dears-Seated-Nude-Blank-Funny-Card.jpg?v=1770043466","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-old-dears-seated-nude-blank-funny-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}