{"product_id":"woodmansterne-mummified-duvet-theif-valentines-day-card","title":"Woodmansterne Mummified Duvet Thief Valentine's Day Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"60\"\u003eWoodmansterne Mummified Duvet Thief Valentine’s Day Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"365\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"216\"\u003eThe Woodmansterne Mummified Duvet Thief Valentine’s Day Card is a humorous Valentine’s card perfect for couples who share a bed and a sense of humour.\u003c\/strong\u003e Featuring a witty cartoon illustration and the caption “Well, they were obviously married”, it playfully celebrates the realities of long-term love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"367\" data-end=\"383\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"651\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"451\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"451\"\u003eFunny Valentine’s Day card with a relatable duvet-hogging theme\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"510\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eCartoon illustration with clever, light-hearted humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"563\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eIdeal for husbands, wives, or long-term partners\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"564\" data-end=\"604\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"604\"\u003eHigh-quality card from Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"651\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"651\"\u003eBlank inside for your own personal message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"653\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eThis Woodmansterne Mummified Duvet Thief Valentine’s Day Card is a brilliant choice for anyone who prefers laughter over clichés. The detailed cartoon artwork captures a familiar moment of married or partnered life, making it especially appealing for couples who enjoy tongue-in-cheek romance. Printed on quality card stock, it offers a premium feel while keeping the focus on humour and authenticity. It’s a great alternative to traditional romantic cards, proving that love and laughter go hand in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1205\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003eProduct Type: Valentine’s Day greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1330\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1330\"\u003eDesign: Cartoon illustration with humorous caption\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1331\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003eInside: Blank for a personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Usage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1399\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1399\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1401\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003eWrite a personal note inside to enhance the humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1454\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003ePairs well with a playful gift or shared joke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1530\"\u003eWhy Choose This Card?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1531\" data-end=\"1741\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eChoose the Woodmansterne Mummified Duvet Thief Valentine’s Day Card for a fun, relatable way to say “I love you”. Perfect for couples who know that true romance includes sharing the duvet sometimes reluctantly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57146613531008,"sku":"30236750","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/woodmansterne-mummified-duvet-thief-valentines-day-card.jpg?v=1767978082","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-mummified-duvet-theif-valentines-day-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}