{"product_id":"woodmansterne-man-in-hospital-bed-dyson-birthday-card","title":"Woodmansterne Man in Hospital Bed \u0026 Dyson Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWoodmansterne Man in Hospital Bed \u0026amp; Dyson Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a funny birthday card for someone who enjoys cheeky, slightly risqué humour. A retro hospital photograph sets up the joke, with a purple vacuum cleaner providing the punchline.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheeky birthday joke gives the recipient something to laugh about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetro-style photograph makes the card stand out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePurple vacuum cleaner adds a playful splash of colour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for friends or family members who appreciate risqué humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis Woodmansterne birthday card shows Bob in a hospital bed, holding a vacuum cleaner while two nurses look on. The caption reads: “Unfortunately, old age had led Bob to get confused by a ‘Dyson Ball Cleaner’, resulting in a trip to A\u0026amp;E.” The black-and-white scene and unexpected punchline make it a memorable choice for someone who enjoys a bold birthday joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthday greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retro-style hospital photograph with a purple vacuum cleaner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHumour:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cheeky wordplay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eCare and Usage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eKeep the card clean and dry before giving it. Add a personal message for an extra birthday laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eGive Them a Laugh\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eChoose this Woodmansterne card for a birthday recipient who appreciates cheeky humour.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59970275410304,"sku":"30240177","price":2.6,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/WoodmansterneManinHospitalBed_DysonBirthdayCard.jpg?v=1790349489","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-man-in-hospital-bed-dyson-birthday-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}