{"product_id":"woodmansterne-magic-beanstalk-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne Magic Beanstalk Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"52\"\u003eWoodmansterne Magic Beanstalk Funny Blank Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"373\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"54\" data-end=\"108\"\u003eThe Woodmansterne Magic Beanstalk Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a witty, illustrated greeting card featuring a playful take on the classic beanstalk tale, paired with the caption “Good luck getting planning permission.” Perfect for gardeners, homeowners, or anyone with a sense of humour about big ideas and bigger obstacles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"395\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"398\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"398\" data-end=\"467\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"467\"\u003eHumorous illustrated design with a \u003cstrong data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"465\"\u003egarden and beanstalk theme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"543\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"470\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eCaption adds a \u003cstrong data-start=\"485\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eclever, understated joke\u003c\/strong\u003e suitable for many occasions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"546\" data-end=\"562\"\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/strong\u003e for your own personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eIdeal for \u003cstrong data-start=\"611\" data-end=\"664\"\u003ebirthdays, new home cards, or just-because laughs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"743\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"743\"\u003eDesigned by \u003cstrong data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"698\"\u003eWoodmansterne\u003c\/strong\u003e, known for quality cards and illustrations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"745\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"749\" data-end=\"772\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"780\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eMagic Beanstalk funny card\u003c\/strong\u003e combines charming line-drawn illustration with dry humour that will appeal to gardeners, planners, and anyone familiar with the realities of modern life. 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