{"product_id":"woodmansterne-jesus-white-wine-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne Jesus White Wine? Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"54\"\u003eWoodmansterne Jesus White Wine? Funny Blank Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"402\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"112\"\u003eThe Woodmansterne Jesus White Wine? Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers clever, irreverent humour with a minimalist illustrated design and a dry punchline. 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