{"product_id":"woodmansterne-horses-hip-replacement-blank-funny-card","title":"Woodmansterne Horses Hip Replacement Blank Funny Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"423\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"252\"\u003eWoodmansterne Horses Hip Replacement Blank Funny Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a playful and absurd humour card that uses visual wordplay to poke fun at ageing and medical mishaps, making it ideal for birthdays or light-hearted recovery messages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"425\" data-end=\"440\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"905\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"521\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"521\"\u003eFeatures a surreal cartoon illustration of two horses in a desert landscape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"522\" data-end=\"597\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"597\"\u003eVisual gag combining a horse and zebra to represent a “hip replacement”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"660\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"660\"\u003eWitty caption delivered in dry, understated British humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"730\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"663\" data-end=\"730\"\u003eIdeal for birthdays, get-well-soon messages or humorous occasions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"774\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"774\"\u003eBlank inside for a personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"834\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"834\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock for a premium finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"905\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eDesigned by Woodmansterne, known for clever and imaginative humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"907\" data-end=\"929\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"1493\"\u003eThis Horses Hip Replacement Blank Funny Card from Woodmansterne delivers its joke through clever visual storytelling. The scene shows two horses in conversation, one sporting a zebra-striped hind leg as the result of a questionable “hip replacement”. The deadpan caption adds to the humour, making the joke land with subtlety rather than exaggeration. Perfect for anyone who enjoys slightly surreal comedy, the card balances illustration and wit beautifully, while the blank interior allows for a personalised message for birthdays or recovery-related occasions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1495\" data-end=\"1512\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1514\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1514\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1526\"\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1543\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthday, get well, or general humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1601\" data-end=\"1688\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1601\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003eMessage on front:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1622\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003e“I can’t say I’m entirely pleased with my hip replacement.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1689\" data-end=\"1731\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1691\" data-end=\"1731\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1691\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1773\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1734\" data-end=\"1773\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1734\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003eCard type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Standard greeting card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1774\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003eCare or Usage Tips\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1824\" data-end=\"1876\"\u003eWrite with a pen suitable for smooth card surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1877\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1879\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003eStore flat and away from direct sunlight to preserve colour quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1950\" data-end=\"1974\"\u003eWhy Choose This Card?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1976\" data-end=\"2152\"\u003eA delightfully offbeat humour card that blends visual comedy with dry wit, making it an excellent choice for recipients who enjoy clever illustrations and unconventional jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57341889741184,"sku":"30182149","price":2.6,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-Horses-Hip-Replacement-Blank-Funny-Card.jpg?v=1770044798","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-horses-hip-replacement-blank-funny-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}