{"product_id":"woodmansterne-football-angles-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne Football Angles Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"50\"\u003eWoodmansterne Football Angles Funny Blank Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"52\" data-end=\"304\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"106\"\u003eWoodmansterne Football Angles Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a witty, football-themed humour card that blends maths and sport for a clever punchline. Perfect for football fans with a sense of humour, it delivers a smart joke in a clean, minimalist design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"322\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"608\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"369\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"326\" data-end=\"369\"\u003eHumorous “GENIUS” test-paper style layout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"411\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"411\"\u003eFootball and maths-themed joke design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"412\" data-end=\"476\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"414\" data-end=\"476\"\u003eFeatures a playful angle-based riddle with a witty punchline\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"527\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"479\" data-end=\"527\"\u003eBlank inside for your own personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"566\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"566\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"567\" data-end=\"608\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"569\" data-end=\"608\"\u003eSupplied with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"634\"\u003eDetailed Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"885\"\u003eRaise a smile with the Woodmansterne \u003cstrong data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"709\"\u003eFootball Angles Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e, a cleverly designed greeting card that looks like a page from a mock exam paper. The front features a footballer, a goal and a maths-style question involving shooting angles:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e“Dave hires a 5-a-side pitch. He shoots 5 shots at 47°, 2 shots at 49° and 6 shots at 53°. Explain why he would only score 2 out of 13 goals.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003eThe humorous handwritten answer underneath delivers the punchline, making this card ideal for football supporters who appreciate dry, observational humour. The clean grid background and simple black-and-white illustration keep the focus on the joke, giving it a smart, contemporary feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1585\"\u003eAs a blank greeting card, it’s suitable for birthdays, Father’s Day, exam congratulations, good luck messages or simply sending a light-hearted note to a sports fan. The premium-quality board provides a sturdy, smooth finish that feels substantial and professional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1587\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1778\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1631\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1631\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1632\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003eDesign: Football Angles humour illustration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1680\" data-end=\"1726\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1682\" data-end=\"1726\"\u003eOccasion: Blank \/ Funny \/ General greeting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1727\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1729\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003eInterior: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1747\" data-end=\"1778\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1749\" data-end=\"1778\"\u003eIncludes: Matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1780\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Usage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"1958\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"1850\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1805\" data-end=\"1850\"\u003eStore flat to maintain the card’s condition\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1851\" data-end=\"1908\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1853\" data-end=\"1908\"\u003eUse a ballpoint or gel pen for a clean writing finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1909\" data-end=\"1958\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1911\" data-end=\"1958\"\u003eIdeal for pairing with a football-themed gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1960\" data-end=\"2108\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eFor football lovers who enjoy a clever twist, the Woodmansterne Football Angles Funny Blank Card is a smart and amusing choice that’s sure to score.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57386088432000,"sku":"30164271","price":2.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-Football-Angles-Funny-Blank-Card.jpg?v=1770914647","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-football-angles-funny-blank-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}