{"product_id":"woodmansterne-egyptian-grammar-funny-blank-card-634406","title":"Woodmansterne Egyptian Grammar Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"83\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"83\"\u003eWoodmansterne Egyptian Grammar Funny Blank Card – Clever Wordplay Greeting Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"85\" data-end=\"380\"\u003eThe \u003cem data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"124\"\u003eEgyptian Grammar Funny Blank Card\u003c\/em\u003e by Woodmansterne features a brilliantly original cartoon with a twist on ancient hieroglyphics and modern grammar rules. With the line \u003cem data-start=\"260\" data-end=\"301\"\u003e\"It's eye before flea except after sea\"\u003c\/em\u003e, it’s a perfect choice for fans of clever wordplay and language-themed humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"399\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"768\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"472\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"402\" data-end=\"472\"\u003eHilarious cartoon blending hieroglyphics with a classic grammar joke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"473\" data-end=\"541\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"541\"\u003eIdeal for teachers, writers, grammar lovers, and pun enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"603\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"603\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message – humorous or heartfelt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"666\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"606\" data-end=\"666\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality card with a smooth, premium finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"716\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"669\" data-end=\"716\"\u003eIncludes a matching envelope for easy posting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"768\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"768\"\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003eThis witty greeting card is perfect for anyone who enjoys a smart joke and a bit of linguistic fun. The cartoon shows ancient Egyptians “correcting” their hieroglyphics with a pun on the familiar English rule “i before e except after c,” transformed into the absurdly brilliant \u003cem data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003e\"eye before flea except after sea.\"\u003c\/em\u003e It’s a great card for birthdays, thank yous, or simply to make someone smile. As always, Woodmansterne combines sharp humour with top-quality card production, making this a standout choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eSpecifications:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003eFormat: Single card with envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003eInterior: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003eMaterial: Premium card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1413\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003eMade in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003eUsage Tips:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1531\"\u003eStore in a dry place until use. Works best with standard pens or fine-tip markers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1533\" data-end=\"1724\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eLooking for a card that’s smart, original, and guaranteed to get a laugh? This Woodmansterne grammar-themed card is just the thing – a brilliant choice for word nerds and history buffs alike.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56298658759040,"sku":"30225443","price":2.6,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/634406_lim.jpg?v=1753704444","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-egyptian-grammar-funny-blank-card-634406","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}