{"product_id":"woodmansterne-duck-duck-goose-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne Duck Duck Goose Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWoodmansterne River Crossing Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a clever and quirky greetings card featuring a humorous cartoon twist on the classic river-crossing problem. With witty animal humour and a playful take on alphabetical order, this blank card is perfect for anyone who enjoys smart jokes, wordplay, and light-hearted comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumorous blank greetings card from Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a witty cartoon illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClever joke based on a river-crossing scenario\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for a wide range of occasions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own personalised message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes matching envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRaise a smile with the \u003cstrong\u003eWoodmansterne River Crossing Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e, a brilliantly absurd cartoon that combines animal humour with a touch of logic-based comedy. The illustration shows a group of wildebeest waiting to cross a crocodile-filled river, while one declares:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"We always cross in alphabetical order! If you don't like the rules, take it up with your parents Aaron!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke cleverly plays on the unfortunate consequences of being first alphabetically when facing a dangerous river crossing. Its dry humour and unexpected punchline make it a great choice for recipients who appreciate intelligent, offbeat comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLeft blank inside, this versatile card can be used for birthdays, celebrations, thank-you notes, or simply to send a laugh to a friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProduct Type: Blank greetings card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOccasion: Any occasion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTheme: Humour, animals, cartoons, wordplay\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior: Blank for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes: Greeting card and envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of clever and quirky humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnimal lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCartoon enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays and celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends, family, and colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who enjoys dry wit and observational comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eWoodmansterne River Crossing Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers a delightfully unexpected joke that rewards careful reading and appeals to those who enjoy intelligent humour. Its playful cartoon artwork and blank interior make it a versatile choice for bringing a smile to almost any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58297962889600,"sku":"30240189","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-Duck-Duck-Goose-Funny-Blank-Card.jpg?v=1781879193","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-duck-duck-goose-funny-blank-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}