{"product_id":"woodmansterne-dolls-house-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne Dolls House Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"283\"\u003eWoodmansterne Dolls’ House Funny Blank Card is a brilliantly dry and whimsical card that plays on literal humour and everyday logic taken to absurd extremes. With its clever cartoon illustration and understated punchline, it’s ideal for anyone who enjoys smart, observational comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"288\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"290\" data-end=\"306\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"638\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"369\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"369\"\u003eFunny blank greetings card with a witty illustrated scene\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"414\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"414\"\u003eHumorous “no job too small” builder joke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"466\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"466\"\u003eClassic cartoon artwork with gentle, dry humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"529\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"529\"\u003ePerfect for fans of subtle comedy and quirky illustrations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"530\" data-end=\"580\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"580\"\u003eBlank inside for your own personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"581\" data-end=\"638\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"638\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality card stock for a premium feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"643\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"668\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"670\" data-end=\"984\"\u003eThe Woodmansterne Dolls’ House Funny Blank Card delivers a delightfully literal joke that rewards a second look. Featuring a builder carefully tiling the bathroom of a dolls’ house while onlookers explain the logic behind it, the humour is clever, understated, and instantly relatable to anyone who enjoys dry wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eThis card is perfect for birthdays, thank you notes, house-related jokes, or just sending a smile for no particular reason. Its blank interior allows you to tailor it to any occasion, while the minimalist illustration style keeps the focus firmly on the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1252\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1483\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1274\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1299\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003eOccasion: Blank \/ Any occasion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1334\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003eDesign: Cartoon illustration with humorous caption\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1387\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1389\" data-end=\"1412\"\u003eInside message: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1413\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003eCard type: Greetings card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1483\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1445\" data-end=\"1483\"\u003eStyle: Funny, dry, and observational\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1485\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1490\" data-end=\"1511\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Usage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1615\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1557\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1557\"\u003eBest written with a ballpoint or gel pen\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1558\" data-end=\"1615\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1615\"\u003eStore flat and away from moisture to preserve quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1617\" data-end=\"1620\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1622\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003eA Perfect Choice for Lovers of Dry Humour\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1887\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIf you’re looking for a card that’s clever rather than loud, the Woodmansterne Dolls’ House Funny Blank Card is a great pick. 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