{"product_id":"woodmansterne-dogs-for-decision-impaired-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne Dogs for Decision Impaired  Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"328\"\u003eWoodmansterne Dogs for the Decision Impaired Funny Blank Card is a clever and highly relatable greetings card that perfectly captures the struggle of choosing the right card. Featuring a witty illustrated scene with dry, observational humour, it’s an excellent choice for anyone who enjoys smart comedy and light-hearted satire.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"333\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"351\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"353\" data-end=\"725\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"353\" data-end=\"421\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"421\"\u003eFunny blank card with a humorous greeting card shop illustration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"492\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eClever “Dogs for the Decision Impaired” caption for instant humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"557\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"495\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eCartoon-style artwork with clean lines and expressive detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"627\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"627\"\u003eIdeal for indecisive shoppers, dog lovers, and fans of dry humour\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"628\" data-end=\"674\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"674\"\u003eHigh-quality card stock for a premium feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"725\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"725\"\u003eBlank inside for your own personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"727\" data-end=\"730\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"757\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eThe Woodmansterne Dogs for the Decision Impaired Funny Blank Card offers a tongue-in-cheek take on a situation many people know all too well—standing in front of a wall of greeting cards, unsure what to choose. The playful illustration shows a dog helping its owner decide, delivering a sharp, witty punchline that feels both modern and relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, thank you notes, or everyday messages, this blank card gives you total flexibility while still providing a guaranteed smile. The simple cartoon style keeps the focus on the humour, making it a great option for friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate clever, observational jokes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1418\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1438\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1464\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1442\" data-end=\"1464\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1465\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1467\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003eOccasion: Blank \/ Any occasion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1502\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eDesign: Illustrated greeting card shop with humorous caption\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1565\" data-end=\"1590\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1567\" data-end=\"1590\"\u003eInside message: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1620\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1593\" data-end=\"1620\"\u003eCard type: Greetings card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1623\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eStyle: Funny and observational\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1683\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Usage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1685\" data-end=\"1812\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1685\" data-end=\"1749\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1749\"\u003eWrite with a ballpoint or gel pen and allow ink to dry fully\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1812\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1752\" data-end=\"1812\"\u003eStore flat and away from moisture to maintain card quality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1814\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1852\"\u003eA Smart, Relatable Funny Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1854\" data-end=\"2108\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eIf you’re looking for a card that’s witty, thoughtful, and effortlessly funny, the Woodmansterne Dogs for the Decision Impaired Funny Blank Card is a brilliant choice. Add it to your basket today for a versatile card that’s sure to raise a knowing smile.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57249323745664,"sku":"30233522","price":2.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/woodmansterne-dogs-decision-impaired-funny-blank-card.jpg?v=1768495787","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-dogs-for-decision-impaired-funny-blank-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}