{"product_id":"woodmansterne-dog-stay-calm-funny-blank-card","title":"Woodmansterne Dog Stay Calm Funny Blank Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"187\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"4\" data-end=\"52\"\u003eWoodmansterne Dog Stay Calm Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a comic-style humour card that perfectly captures the irony of a dog insisting everyone “stay calm” while doing the exact opposite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"205\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"516\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"249\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"249\"\u003eAmusing multi-panel comic strip design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"312\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"252\" data-end=\"312\"\u003eFeatures a dog reacting to someone walking past the window\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"313\" data-end=\"381\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"381\"\u003eCaptioned with witty phrases including “everyone just stay calm”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"432\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"432\"\u003eBlank inside for your own personalised message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"433\" data-end=\"474\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"474\"\u003ePrinted on premium-quality card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"516\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"477\" data-end=\"516\"\u003eSupplied with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"541\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"758\"\u003eCelebrate everyday pet chaos with the Woodmansterne \u003cstrong data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"629\"\u003eDog Stay Calm Funny Blank Card\u003c\/strong\u003e. Part of the popular comic-style “they can talk” series, this design follows a well-meaning dog attempting to reassure everyone:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"842\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"760\" data-end=\"811\"\u003e“It’s just someone walking by. No need to panic.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"814\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"842\"\u003e“Everyone just stay calm.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"918\"\u003e…before erupting into a loud “STAY CALM!” in classic over-the-top fashion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003eWith clean line illustrations and subtle colour accents, the humour feels relatable to any dog owner who has experienced the dramatic reaction to a passing pedestrian. It’s an ideal choice for birthdays, thank you notes, congratulations or simply sending a light-hearted greeting to a fellow dog lover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1447\"\u003eThe blank interior provides plenty of space for your own message, whether heartfelt or humorous. Printed on high-quality board for a smooth, sturdy finish, this Woodmansterne funny blank card delivers both style and laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1449\" data-end=\"1467\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1469\" data-end=\"1637\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1469\" data-end=\"1493\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1471\" data-end=\"1493\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1494\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1538\"\u003eDesign: Dog Stay Calm comic illustration\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1585\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1585\"\u003eOccasion: Blank \/ Funny \/ General greeting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1605\"\u003eInterior: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1637\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1608\" data-end=\"1637\"\u003eIncludes: Matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1639\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Usage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003eUse a ballpoint or gel pen for best writing results\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1718\" data-end=\"1765\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1720\" data-end=\"1765\"\u003eStore flat to maintain the card’s condition\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1766\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1768\" data-end=\"1817\"\u003ePair with a colourful envelope for extra impact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1968\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for dog owners and fans of dry observational humour, the Woodmansterne Dog Stay Calm Funny Blank Card is guaranteed to raise a knowing smile.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57386088464768,"sku":"30164276","price":2.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-Dog-Stay-Calm-Funny-Blank-Card.jpg?v=1770914554","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-dog-stay-calm-funny-blank-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}