{"product_id":"woodmansterne-all-i-need-funny-birthday-card","title":"Woodmansterne All I Need Funny Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWoodmansterne All I Need Funny Birthday Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Woodmansterne All I Need Funny Birthday Card is a humorous greeting card featuring two donkeys discussing the essentials of getting older. Its relatable joke and playful illustration make it an entertaining birthday choice for someone with a good sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures a funny observation about ageing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful donkey characters create an amusing focal point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReferences Specsavers, Boots and Greggs for recognisable UK humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for recipients who appreciate light-hearted birthday jokes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for friends, relatives or colleagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProvides space for adding your own personal birthday message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring plenty of laughter to their celebration with this funny birthday card from Woodmansterne. The design features two cartoon donkeys sitting at a table with hot drinks, medication and sausage rolls while discussing what becomes important as they grow older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke reads, “As I get older, all I need in life is a Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs… Yep, life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls!” Combining an amusing take on ageing with familiar high-street names, this comedy birthday card is ideal for someone who enjoys clever wordplay and relatable humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woodmansterne\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny birthday greeting card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two donkeys sitting at a table with drinks and sausage rolls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront message:\u003c\/strong\u003e “As I get older, all I need in life is a Specsavers, a Boots and a Greggs… Yep, life is all specs and drugs and sausage rolls!”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Funny, relatable and light-hearted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMain colours:\u003c\/strong\u003e White, brown, grey, green and yellow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecipient:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suitable for a range of recipients\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eUsage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd a personal birthday wish or shared joke inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePair with a favourite bakery treat for an amusing themed gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKeep clean, dry and flat before giving or posting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrate getting older with laughter using this entertaining Woodmansterne funny birthday card.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58572814287232,"sku":"30240198","price":2.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/WoodmansterneAllINeedFunnyBirthdayCard.jpg?v=1785340077","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-all-i-need-funny-birthday-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}