{"product_id":"woodmansterne-alcohol-free-joke-mothers-day-card","title":"Woodmansterne Alcohol Free Joke Mother's Day Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"254\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"53\"\u003eWoodmansterne Alcohol Free Joke Mother’s Day Card\u003c\/strong\u003e is a humorous Mother’s Day card featuring a classic black and white photograph and witty caption. It’s a bold and playful way to raise a smile and celebrate Mum with a touch of tongue-in-cheek humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"256\" data-end=\"272\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"274\" data-end=\"611\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"274\" data-end=\"329\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"329\"\u003eFunny Mother’s Day message with retro-style imagery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"388\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"388\"\u003eBlack and white photograph for a classic, vintage feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"444\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"391\" data-end=\"444\"\u003eHumorous caption referencing an “alcohol free” gift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"505\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"505\"\u003ePremium quality card from trusted UK brand Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"569\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"569\"\u003eBlank inside for your own personalised Mother’s Day message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"611\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"611\"\u003eSupplied with a coordinating envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"613\" data-end=\"636\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"1113\"\u003eAdd a dose of humour to Mother’s Day with this cheeky \u003cstrong data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"721\"\u003eMother’s Day card for Mum\u003c\/strong\u003e from Woodmansterne. The front features a vintage-style black and white photograph of a woman holding a bottle labelled “Alcohol Free”, paired with the witty caption: “Mum usually didn’t mind jokey Mother’s Day presents but frankly, she thought this was just sick, twisted and morally offensive.” The playful contrast between the image and the punchline creates a bold, laugh-out-loud design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1115\" data-end=\"1587\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality board, this Mum Mother’s Day card has a premium feel and a crisp finish that enhances the striking monochrome aesthetic. Ideal for mums who appreciate a good joke and a glass of something stronger, it offers a light-hearted way to show your love. The interior is left blank, giving you plenty of space to add your own heartfelt or humorous message. This Woodmansterne card is perfect for those who like their Mother’s Day wishes with a side of wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1589\" data-end=\"1607\"\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1932\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1611\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003eBrand: Woodmansterne\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003eProduct Type: Mother’s Day card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1670\" data-end=\"1756\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"1756\"\u003eFront Message: Humorous caption referencing an “Alcohol Free” Mother’s Day present\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1757\" data-end=\"1795\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1759\" data-end=\"1795\"\u003eInside: Blank for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1796\" data-end=\"1827\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1827\"\u003eIncludes: Matching envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1828\" data-end=\"1893\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1830\" data-end=\"1893\"\u003eDesign: Vintage black and white photograph with comic caption\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1894\" data-end=\"1932\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"1932\"\u003eFinish: High-quality printed board\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1934\" data-end=\"1955\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Usage Tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"2141\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1957\" data-end=\"2007\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1959\" data-end=\"2007\"\u003eStore flat in a cool, dry place before gifting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2008\" data-end=\"2079\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2010\" data-end=\"2079\"\u003eWrite your message before placing in the envelope to avoid creasing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2080\" data-end=\"2141\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2082\" data-end=\"2141\"\u003eUse a ballpoint or gel pen for a neat, smudge-free finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2143\" data-end=\"2254\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eCelebrate Mother’s Day with laughter using this Woodmansterne card – a fun and memorable way to make Mum smile.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Woodmansterne","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57489722638720,"sku":"30220434","price":3.15,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/3570\/2578\/files\/Woodmansterne-Alcohol-Free-Joke-Mothers-Day-Card.jpg?v=1772210957","url":"https:\/\/oldrailwaylinegc.co.uk\/products\/woodmansterne-alcohol-free-joke-mothers-day-card","provider":"Old Railway Line Garden Centre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}